ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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