I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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