return my video game
I want to stick my p in your. b.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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