question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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