guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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