just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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