I'm going to jail i love you
Me too!
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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