Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
