Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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