Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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