Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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