hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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