I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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