I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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