Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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