Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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