Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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