Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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