There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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