i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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