I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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