at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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