omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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