And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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