I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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