i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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