where am i from again
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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