I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
