five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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