HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Actions speak louder than pants.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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