Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
