Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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