My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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