Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
