I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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