It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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