last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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