There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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