I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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