So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
