I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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