Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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