You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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