Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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