We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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