Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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