My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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