No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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