put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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