But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My vagina is officially offended.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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