Duck Duck Cougar?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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