so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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